Kids and the Bible

Kids and the Bible
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Pay special attention to the wording and spelling. If you are even remotely familiar with holy scripture, you’ll find this hilarious!

Kids were asked questions about the Old And New Testaments. The following statements about the bible were written by children. They have not been retouched or corrected. Incorrect spelling has been left in.

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1. In the first book of the bible, guinessis. God got tired of creating the world so he took the sabbath off.

2. Adam and eve were created from an apple tree. Noah’s wife was joan of ark. Noah built and ark and the animals came on in pears.

3. Lots wife was a pillar of salt during the day, but a ball of fire during the night.

4. The jews were a proud people and throughout history they had trouble with unsympathetic genitals Read More »

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Lahi Jokes

May isang intsik na sa sobrang hilig sa karaoke ay inabot ng 5 am.
Dahil sa takot mabugbog ni misis, nag-text ng:
“HUWAG KA BAYAD RANSOM. NAKATAKAS AKO. UWI NA KO!”

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